Hip Hops: Pivo in Skopje with the greatest seismologist of them all (1987)

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Hip Hops: Pivo in Skopje with the greatest seismologist of them all (1987)

I’ll grant you that portions of this story do not pertain specifically to beer, although judicious quantities of Скопско пиво (Skopsko Pivo) were consumed in late May of 1987, when a bumbling 26-year-old hick from somewhere near French Lick (New Albany, Indiana to be precise) found himself afoot in Yugoslavia, a nation that ceased to exist amid horribly excessive violence during the 1990s.

Skopsko Pivo is still produced by a company that began brewing it in Skopje, North Macedonia in 1924 and was purchased in 1998 by Heineken along with a consortium Greek corporate investors. Back in 1987 it was a crisp, clean and competently rendered golden lager, and I’m curious to see how it tastes today.

In fact, right about now I should be finding out. In the interim, here is the tale of my previous visit to Skopje. It took place on a different planet; at least that’s the way it feels.

May, 1987

The journey from Dubrovnik to Skopje by bus, train and my own two feet was an inadvertent and completely ridiculous exercise — a farce, if I’m to be truthful. But I wouldn’t trade it for anything because it led to an unforgettable experience in a place I’d initially not planned on going.

Tuesday, May 26, 1987 was Day 41 of my European excursion, beginning in the seaside city of Dubrovnik (now within independent Croatia) with a bus bound for Belgrade (today’s Serbia) at 5:00 a.m. The bus route to Belgrade included a brief rest stop in the scenic mountains at the brutalist WWII Tjentište War Memorial (a spomenik) in rural Bosnia — in 2025, known as Bosnia and Herzegovina.

At roughly three in the afternoon on a pleasant springtime Tuesday, after a ten-hour bus ride from Dubrovnik, I was standing outside the combined train and bus station in Belgrade looking for the many enterprising socialistic Serbs who’d be competing, capitalist-style, to rent me a room in one of their flats.

Or so I’d been assured.

I was mindful of the Let’s Go: Europe guidebook’s accompanying warning: The difficulty of finding adequate accommodations is probably responsible for 90% of Belgrade’s bad reputation among travelers.”

The book helpfully advised bargaining with these inevitable room hawkers outside the station — and as an even better alternative, strongly recommended visiting a generally helpful tourist information office nearby in the underpass at Terazije Square.

The problem? There were no room hawkers outside the station, not even one....Read more